1. Hand of Africa,Nelson Mandela

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    Highlights:

    1,000 bucks.” This is Christmas, not an Italian wedding. Uncle Vito isn’t gonna slip you an envelope in between stints at the raw bar. We put thought into our gifts here. You want cash? Clear the spiders out of the attic. I’ll give you three bucks for it. A thousand dollars. Jesus Christ. I’m sorry, but you cannot have this.

    "A new canape that glows up." So, like, a glowing miniature crabcake with a toothpick in it? I could maybe do that. MAYBE. Sounds like something Saige the doll might eat.

    A black, light blue, green, purple, and pink North Faces.” FIVE North Face jackets, a hundred bucks each? Dream smaller. When did North Face jackets become hot again? Did you also want an autographed copy of Phish’s Hoist? That is apparel meant for serious outdoorsmen who dangle from belayed ropes on the south face of the K2. The outdoorsiest we get is when we roll down the window at the fucking Wendy’s drive through. You cannot have this.

    "All of the Beanie Babies."

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  3. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium on Thanksgiving?

    He tryptophan.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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  4. the runners | a short film 

    pounding the tarmac through the seasons, a band of runners is challenged with intimate questions. before long the runners drop their guards and confess to their deepest anxieties and greatest hopes. these candid confessions give the viewer a rare glimpse at the luminous lives that lie beneath the street’s anonymous bustle.

    [by matan rochlitz + ivo gormley, via nmattea

     

  5. Andy Cohen’s crazy Ramona eyes are the best EVER. 

    Forgot to mention in my last post that the apartment is a great place to host theme parties, especially REAL HOUSEWIFE PARTIES. 

     


  6. We loved living here, but now we went ahead and became homeowners. If you’re interested in renting this 2 bedroom/2bath condo- let me know.  It’s close to many great restaurants in West Town & West Loop. Green Grocer, which is an amazing market with local produce + artesian goods, is just around the corner. Transportation is a breeze- blue + pink/green lines & many buses close. 

    Oh- did I mention, December rent is free?? It is.

    There is also flexibility on the lease terms!

    lekdwyer@gmail.com

     


  7. I’ve often thought there ought to be a manual to hand to little kids, telling them what kind of planet they’re on, why they don’t fall off it, how much time they’ve probably got here, how to avoid poison ivy, and so on. I tried to write one once. It was called Welcome to Earth. But I got stuck on explaining why we don’t fall off the planet. Gravity is just a word. It doesn’t explain anything. If I could get past gravity, I’d tell them how we reproduce, how long we’ve been here, apparently, and a little bit about evolution. I didn’t learn until I was in college about all the other cultures, and I should have learned that in the first grade. A first grader should understand that his or her culture isn’t a rational invention; that there are thousands of other cultures and they all work pretty well; that all cultures function on faith rather than truth; that there are lots of alternatives to our own society. Cultural relativity is defensible and attractive. It’s also a source of hope. It means we don’t have to continue this way if we don’t like it.
    — Kurt Vonnegut, Playboy Interview, 1973 (via kateoplis)

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  8. Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
    — 

    Kurt Vonnegut

    Happy birthday, Mr. Vonnegut

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  9.  Look who made #8! nice work Emily & Liz!

    My favorite sign from the Chicago Marathon was a giant cat wearing a sweatband that said “26.MEOW”

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  11. Happy Halloween! 

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  12. theorcas:

    So You’ve Seen Blackfish - Now What?

    Here is a comprehensive list of things you can watch, read and do to further inform yourself of issues, assist with both wild and captive cetaceans, and various other little tidbits. So if you can’t be bothered with the Google, I’ve done a lot of the hard work for you.

    Firstly, you may watch Blackfish again online here.

    Further Documentary/Video Works:

    Discussing Captivity:

    Discussing Wild Whales:

    People/Groups/Pages to familiarize yourselves with:

    Blackfish Related Informative Interviews:

    How You Can Help:

    Captive Whales:

    Conserving Wild Whales:

    Further Reading:

    Post Viewing Resource Sheet:

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    Hopefully this gives you at least a starting point for your further education on this topic. Google is your friend in this endeavour, and once you’ve learned all you can from these, I encourage you to adventure out on your own into the vast land that is the internet. There is so much information out there, much more than I could ever link you to in one post. Don’t forget, there are plenty of Facebook pages, and also Tumblr, Blogspot and Wordpress blogs out there with great information also, so jump in and follow those!

    If you know of any sites or bits of info that need to be on this list, feel free to message me and I shall add it!

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  13. CNN is airing the documentary BLACKFISH at 9pm.

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    ”When I was a kid, I wanted to work at SeaWorld. It even says so in my 8th grade yearbook. I couldn’t think of anything cooler than swimming with dolphins and whales everyday. As I got older and learned the truth about these animals in captivity, my heart broke. It continues to break everyday. Orcas are highly complex individuals. They are incredibly intelligent. They speak their own languages. They have family reunions. There’s been documented evidence they may have funerals of some sort. They are spectacular beings. 

    They are also highly sensitive to noise. Being locked in a concrete tank with the pitter-patter of the millions of feet around them, music blasting, and unnatural noises day in and day out is essentially noise torture…

    Read Lolita’s story. She was ripped from her mother in the wild when she was 4. She’s lived in isolation in a Miami sea park in an illegally small tank since 1980.  If it doesn’t bother you, I’m not sure you have a soul. She still has a chance to be returned to the wild. Her mother is still alive

    Trust me, no one was a bigger fan of SeaWorld than I was as a kid, but it’s one of those things—once you know, you can’t unknow. There’s so much we can do for these animals. Kids will not be missing out. ”

     
     

  14. Fashionable & functional, the Mighty Purse—a 100% leather + wireless clutch—charges your phone while you’re out and about. Comes in 3 colors and costs $137.29. More info here & to purchase/browse go here.

    I need this.

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  15. Thanks. It has pockets!
    —  every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets

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